Online dating syndrome


28-Mar-2017 20:12

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" I sent back something about how I would definitely take the pizza but pass on the anal, and he replied with, "as long as i can suck your toes, we're golden." Barf.I was once talking to this guy online and after a few hours of nice, PG conversation, he did a complete 180.I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal.I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.

He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation.

Approximately six months later, I received a message from his Yahoo account that roughly said the following: "Hi! This is going to sound really odd, but X is in prison for a few months (a big misunderstanding!